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The Daily Mail says today that Catherine Zeta-Jones washes her hair with truffles and Beluga caviar flown in from Iran and credits this lavish treatment for keeping her hair shiny.  The Mail says:

At 400 dollars a time, just for the fish eggs, looking good does not come cheap.
The Beluga caviar is apparently flown in from Iran five days ahead of her treatments at a beauty salon in South Kensington.
"Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair," said a source.
"She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair colour but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the colour even richer and making it so much more glossy.
Miss Zeta-Jones's hair is washed with a truffle-based shampoo, then smeared with the caviar, which is combed through and left to set.
What a difference this must make.  Before the treatment, her hair is brown.  After the treatment, her hair is brown and pelicans attack her as she walks down the street.  Where should we throw our money away next!
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{EDITOR="I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"

--Wedding Crashers
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i like that picture of her Smile))
boobies?
yeees
I hope it was that, 'cause it looks like they left a bit of caviar oil in her hair! Smile
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GlebVK Wrote:i like that picture of her Smile))
Yeah. If you look long enought, you can actually see her hair... and face... Smile
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hahaha
i don't care how much she spends on making herself look absolutely bangin' hot as long as i'm not paying. maybe she could save like half a whale or something with that $400 but what good is half a whale when you could bury your face in Cata's gorgeous locks?
you're not burrying your face in her locks...so what does that matter to you? i say half a whale Wink
aww come on guys i love her she is right up there with Eva Smile if you had the money you would do stuff like that as well!! dont deny it.. i hate to use her as an example because i dint like her Jlo has to have lylac in her room at all times and some other odd shit. if it were me i would want everything all white sofa's bed carpets etc.... and orchids in my room Smile
{EDITOR=rubbing fish and mushrooms and shit in my hair?
lemme think...no.
this is all bs anyway
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your avator....is that some kind of special face treatment? does it work? Smile)))
{EDITOR=it's me after a workout. and with blue eyes. and about 10yrs younger.
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Did you just dip your face in the bucket of paint?
{EDITOR=cuz buckets of paint come in multiple colors in one?
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it could have been that rainbow paint that Gleb keeps buying
{EDITOR=true but see i dont buy that kind of paint ; )
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Fonarik Wrote:it could have been that rainbow paint that Gleb keeps buying
i only bought it because you asked me to help you paint your room Smile
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{EDITOR=i had a dream that i was a bad vegetarian and ate some delish sushi
 
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