A new game:
I start.
You know something is not right when your profile on odnoklassniki.ru is visited by more girls than the one on voffka
you know something is not right when a boy has a profile on both odnokassniki and voffka? (wtf is voffka by the way?)
You know something is not right, when a girl says she hit her tail bone, and everyone starts asking if her boobs are OK
you know something is not right when u dream about how u chew ur neighbor's dog as gum. then u obviously spitted it out cuz it was too bulky.
You know something is not right when its mid January and it's 70 degrees outside
you know something is not right when you can't remove the paper straw protector cuz it's past last call and your at IHOP
So you're saying they glued it?
Has nothing to do with you and consumption of vast amounts of alcohol, perhaps?
You know something is not right when you wake up ... still drunk
You know something is not right, when you wake up to having sex. Because someone didn't bother to wake you up
hmmm
could it be that you fell asleep .... and fif not remember when you started and then was rudely awakened by your partner????
No. I woke up in the morning and I was having sex.
How boring an intercourse has to be for someone to fall asleep. Holy moly
LMAO...or maybe, how drunk does someone have to be to fall asleep during sex? haha
Or maybe a partner is very ugly, so you close your eyes and accidentally fall asleep
I could say something so wrong, but I'll refrain...ahhhhhhhhhh...
No no no, go ahead! C'mon!