open ur mobile apparatus
look in ur inbox
post ur last incoming txt here
NO CHEATIN' y'all!!! punishment will be severe and merciless
iBegin:
"i know i was browsing ur pics i was like omg she is a brunette"
yeah me too. Just text me and let me know when.
Mine says "Ma nishma" in hebrew - means "What's up"
Oh, no, that's the outbox. Inbox says "I'm coming"
Forgot to tell you: Please come to stand up tomorrow so you should get to work at 8 at the latest. THANKS!
"Can you come pick me up when you go? Call me! Love you!"
ok...outbox now...5th message....go !!!
"i'm sittin here readin our old emails from back in the day and you text me! lol girl we go way back, shit! miss you lil skinny ass

"
"Ну ты уже поболтала с домом?"
Outbox:
To: Borka
Умрешь, опять начнешь в сторонке
И поплывет жизнь, как плыла.
Ржунимагу, привет падонки,
Медвед крочавчег, кагдила.
This is fun:
last inbox: "Ok"
5th outbox:"Ce faci??"
Let me guess. 4th inbox msg: "Biene"?

GRRemlin Wrote:Let me guess. 4th inbox msg: "Biene"? 
LOL..It's "Bine"...but the 4th Inbox it's not even connected to the sentbox...I always have more messages in Indox than sentbox

outbox:
"jd asking girl out: my life hasnt lately been in a best place. i recently broke up w/my gf whom i impregnated on the 1st date - dont worry, she miscarried - ok. & i havent even begun to think about asking anyone else out - mostly cuz im concerned that the stress that the lovemaking would put on my body will cause me 2pass out, much like i do when i defecate. i also live in a tent & i just got a DUI."
inbox:
"hm @least somebody got laid"
oooh i know! i know! i know who sent it! im FAMOUS