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{EDITOR=The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.

Person1: I wish for riches
Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...mwahaha
I wish.....

etc
I'll start it
EDITOR}

wish granted but nobody can be rich....

you have to make a wish too!

ok....

wish granted but nobody can be rich...
i wish for a cure for AIDS

wish granted, there is now a cure for AIDS, except that it's now a world wide epidemic.


i wish i was a man

wish granted

but you only have one testicle

i wish i didn't have to go to class....

but i have to go.....now!!! ((

wish granted: you don't have to go to class, but your job called you in for an emergency appearcance, or else!

i wish i could fly!

wish granted: you can fly but only after drinking a bottle of vodka, at which point your coordination is so screwed up that you crash into building walls every few seconds.
i wish evryone could understand and speak every language in the world.

wish granted but now all the nationalities mixed

I wish i was rich

wish graned you'r rich, but the love of your love has left you

i wish i had more wished

Wish granted, but now you lose interest in music! mwuhahah.

I wish I were clairvoyant about the future.

wish granted, but armageddon is tomorrow.

i wish i knew what clairvoyant ment without having to look it up.

Wish granted, but now you forget how to speak russian.

I wish I could understand languages without having to learn.

wish granted, too bad you're now a deaf mute

i wish i could eat all iwant and not get fat

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wish granted, however, inflation is at it's best, a billion dollars is now equals to 10 rubels.

i wish i had a pony!

wish granted but it kicked you in your butt

i wish i was a little girl

wish granted, you'r a little girl, though you can't drink, smoke, or have sex anymore

i want to win the lottery

{EDITOR=wish granted, you won the lottery but its only 1 dollar

i want my parents to live foreverEDITOR}

wish granted, they now live forever, but thoughout their life, they have to fight other parents like them, untill there is only one left!

i want to go home