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[COLOR=#00b050]Overheard at GW Law school - lounge - table of males and females:

[/COLOR]Girl 1: "Study says that spanking leads to riskier sexual behaviors!"
Male 1: "Do they mean spanking during childhood or spanking during adult hood?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, both seem to apply to me... from personal experience..."

A conversation between a customer (who was wearing a soviet hockey jersey) and a waitress at matchbox last week, before the caps-flames game.

waitress: cccp? who's that?
customer: it's the soviet union.
waitress: oh, are they playing the caps tonight?
A little girl, probably about 5 or 6, was walking in the zoo with her dad. She starts dropping french fries one by one:

Dad: "Why are you dropping french fries?"
Girl: "To feed them"
Dad: "No one wants your old french fries."
Girl: "YOU'RE AN OLD FRENCH FRY!"

Eastern Market at lunch time
One girl is standing at the bus stop and sees her friend walk by.

Girl 1: Hey girl, what's up how's your summer? You still runnin' 'round with that bad boy?
Girl 2: Oh no, he dead.
Girl 1: He dead?! No! He dead? When?
Girl 2: Few weeks ago. It don't matter. We weren't goin' out no more.

lmao lmao

chepolina Wrote:Eastern Market at lunch time
One girl is standing at the bus stop and sees her friend walk by.

Girl 1: Hey girl, what's up how's your summer? You still runnin' 'round with that bad boy?
Girl 2: Oh no, he dead.
Girl 1: He dead?! No! He dead? When?
Girl 2: Few weeks ago. It don't matter. We weren't goin' out no more.

lmao lmao

hehehehehehehehehehe

chepolina Wrote:Eastern Market at lunch time
One girl is standing at the bus stop and sees her friend walk by.

Girl 1: Hey girl, what's up how's your summer? You still runnin' 'round with that bad boy?
Girl 2: Oh no, he dead.
Girl 1: He dead?! No! He dead? When?
Girl 2: Few weeks ago. It don't matter. We weren't goin' out no more.

lmao lmao

ROFLMFAO!

this shit is PRICELESS!!!!! new addiction )))

Tiger Woods is a beast.

Female Hill Staffer: "Why is Tiger wearing red and black again?"

Male Hill Staffer: "It must be his 'Championship' colors because he always wears it on Sunday"

Female Hill Staffer: "He probably wears it when he knows he's taking bitches down too"

--the Hill

hihihihihi cool idea!